Sports Teez

Front: Above the rim
Back: When going low isn’t an option
No bird soars to high, if it is with his own wings
Front: For those of us not sitting on the 50 yard line
Back: How low can you go?
How about them cowboys
Front: Born winner
Back: Second place is for losers
For those of us not sitting courtside
When a cold beer, peanuts and the upper deck is all you need
Burgers, brats and cold beer…weekend tailgating, simply the best
Throwing the gloves down on center ice, it doesn’t get any better
Across the pike
Across the glades
I’m tiger woods
You play to win the game
That boys got skill
Game time
Simply the best
Knockin’ fools out
Green machine
Day of the Dolphins
No pain no gain
Across the field
You got game

Everyday Teez

Everyday Teez

There’s never been any reason
Take me across the water
Let’s eat out
Drink
Limited addition
Under the microscope
Whatever it takes
Don’t drink the water
Me and the devil
You’re invited to a party
Here today…gone tomorrow
One and done
Always disconnect the phone
Trust me, she isn’t all of that
Never surrender
Talk to big daddy
Are you kidding me?
Define yourself
Sweet
Suck it up
Dude
Never forgot, never surrender
Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Eight, skate and donate
Don’t be an idiot
There’s a sucker born everyday
So cool
Deal with it
Come to papa
Better than most
Built for speed
Tickle tickle
Nice
Loser
Shut up already
Easy there big guy
Get a job
Would you really go out with me?
Can you come out an play?
Wow, your ugly
Do you want to go faster?
I am the real deal
Calm before the storm
It’s all about respect
Where’s the party?
I don’t want to work
The freaks come out at night
Chop chop
Easy there co-cheese
It is what it is
Never look back
That’s what I’m talkin about
Get the hell out of here
Are you serious?
Let’s get it on
Nice lid
Life is good
You aren’t right dude
Beyond measure
Just another day in paradise
Feliz navidad
House of pain
Can’t we all just get along?
Life’s been good to me so far
Get it girl
Get it boy
You better be able to bring it
No time to be a hero
Good to the last drop
The greatest risk is never taking one

Toddler Teez

Toddler Teez

Mommy on the outside…daddy on the inside
I look like mommy but smell like daddy
Too cute for you
Too cute for words
I always make you smile
The horns hold up my halo

Adult Teez - at least 18 years old to enter

Adult Teez (must be 18 to enter)

Death by hotdog
Camel toe
Do you mind if I look
She loves the milk mustache
Bark like a dog
Red on the head like a dick on a dog
Blow me
Cavity check
If the front door is painted red…go around back
Skull doggy
Cheap ass
Great ass
They need to be a little bigger
Quit smiling your stretching my underwear
You got a haircut; I can see your teeth
You can pay me some lip service
Hears a little two ball tonic for ya
Excuse me while I play some pocket pool
Smack that ass
I’m on a trim hunt
Close your legs honey…your breath smells
Sounds like you need a little dose of dr. Richards root juice
If your hand was sandpaper…your dick would be a toothpick
Let’s get busy
Life’s short don’t be a jack off
Amazing what a few beers will do for looks
You can take your mask off, Halloween is over
Double bagger
Licky licky
You’re my brown eyed girl
Go pound sand
Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
Your in my house now bitch
Me love you longtime
What a jack off
Rub it, smack it, lick it, wet it down
They fu@# you through the drive thru
Get off the babysitter
I got to go hang the rat
Excuse me while I shake hands with the president
Every man builds a shed over his best tools
I’m no hero, I’d do her
You like duck meat? Why don’t you duck down and get you some
Back the fu@% up
She looked good for a while
You know they have medication for that
The 2:00am walk of champs will get you every time